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Paranoid Pajama Pants

$60.00
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Wide-leg pajama pants in the Paranoid Pattern, printed all over: a square and compass crossed with a revolver, the eye in the pyramid, a 322 skull and crossbones, a reptilian, an alien, a butterfly mask, a slice of pizza that looks back, and a few faces you may recognize. Black line art on white. Made for the couch, the bunker and long nights of research.

Matches the Paranoid Pattern Hoodie.

• 93% polyester, 7% elastane
• Fabric weight: 7.08 oz/yd² (240 g/m²)
• Mid-weight knit jersey, smooth and stretchy
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Side pockets
• Elastic waistband with a white drawstring
• Can be worn on the waist or on the hips

Where the fabric is double-layered (the pockets, for example), the print on the inner layer may show through slightly.

Size guide

  WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
2XS 28 ⅜ 35 ⅜
XS 29 ⅞ 37
S 31 ½ 38 ⅝
M 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛
L 36 ¼ 43 ¼
XL 39 ⅜ 46 ½
2XL 42 ½ 49 ⅝
3XL 45 ⅝ 52 ¾
4XL 48 ⅞ 55 ⅞
5XL 52 59
6XL 55 ⅛ 62 ¼