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Paranoid American does not offer returns or refunds. If there is an issue with clothing, it may be exchanged directly with our clothing printer.

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We try to ship everything out within 24 hours. Depending on volume and other unplanned circumstances, orders are shipped out at least once per week.

If your order hasn't arrived after two weeks, please contact us with your order details.