Turn one of conspiracy culture’s strangest rituals into a tiny pocket-sized playset.

This limited-edition Bohemian Grove acrylic keychain reimagines the infamous Cremation of Care ceremony as if it were a bizarre 1990s Polly Pocket or Mighty Max toy. Open the miniature scene and you’ll find the owl, the fire, the red-robed figures, and the whole occult summer-camp atmosphere packed into one absurd little collectible.

Printed in full color on durable acrylic and attached to a keyring, it’s perfect for keys, bags, backpacks, convention lanyards, or your miniature secret-society collection.

Very limited supplies available. Once these are gone, they may not return.

Parody artwork. Not affiliated with or endorsed by Polly Pocket, Mighty Max, Mattel, or the Bohemian Grove.