Ms. Terri
The teacher
Who's up for an aeronautical adventure today?
All-ages picture book
Connect the Dots #1 The Confounding Conspiracy of Chemtrails
A full-color picture book · 48 illustrated pages
Ms. Terri's class follows Dot the rabbit through the Astral Plane to get to the bottom of the criss-cross lines in the sky.
Created by Thomas Gorence · Written by Shane O'Shaughnessy · Illustrated by Crystal Madison
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Follow Dot. Connect the dots.
Seven stops on a very strange field trip
Ms. Terri's field trips go anywhere: the sky, outer space, even inside a classmate. Here are seven pages from the book, start to finish.
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1
Monday morning
The sky over town is full of criss-cross lines, the air tastes weirdly metallic, and Jacob looks exhausted. Then Ms. Terri flies into class in a flurry of confetti, with Dot the class rabbit in an equally silly outfit.
But Ms. Terri, there's no such thing as chemtrails!
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2
The Astral Passage
A field trip, Ms. Terri style: an underground tunnel of old buses that connects the school to the Astral Plane. Jacob stays behind to rest. The one rule: never let Dot out of your sight.
This can't possibly be good for our psychic energy!
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3
Contrails or chemtrails?
Jumpsuits on, parachutes open. Water vapor, aluminum, barium, chaff, and a criss-cross grid of clouds as far as the eye can see. Everybody has a theory.
Observe the intersecting lines, class. What do you think causes this?
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4
All the way to the top
A rocket ride beyond the stratosphere at 17,500 miles per hour, a look at the hole in the ozone layer, and then Ms. Terri tells everyone to jump.
Hold on, kids! This one goes all the way to the top!
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5
Loop-de-loops
Falling back toward town, the class sees geoengineering and cloud seeding up close, and learns about Wilhelm Reich's 1951 Cloudbuster.
I wonder if we could turn a cloudbuster into a chemtrail-buster!
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6
Microscopic!
Dot lets out a squeak, a giant teardrop forms, and the whole class shrinks down to check on Jacob, starting with his skin.
Do you think that Jacob would mind if we "dropped" in?
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7
Presentation time
Back in class, out come the big sheets of paper and the colorful markers. Everyone makes a poster to convince Jacob. So what was really wrong with him? That's the last page.
Oh Jacob, everyone is affected by chemtrails!
Meet the class
Six kids, six theories, and a teacher who flies in on confetti
Dot
The class rabbit
As long as we chase Dot, we all end up at the same place!
Jacob
Under the weather
Chemtrails? What are you talking about?
Kaylee
Jacob's sister
This is why I sleep with purple amethyst.
Maria
Keeps Maria's Notes
Hm, I think we should learn more about this!
Sam
The official story
Planes emit contrails!
Ozzie
Keeps a FACT Book
Gadzooks! Those weren't just any clouds, those were chemtrails!
Nate
Posts as NateGate33
I'm telling you guys, it's chaff!
For parents and teachers
Big questions, kid-sized
Real science and history
Contrails and water vapor, cloud seeding, geoengineering, the ozone hole and Wilhelm Reich's 1951 Cloudbuster all come up, with the kids' own notebook pages explaining.
Every side gets a say
A skeptic who sticks to the official story, a crystal lover, a kid with a FACT Book and one who posts as NateGate33. They argue it out, and readers make up their own minds.
A real picture book
Full-color art by Crystal Madison on every page, in a wide landscape format, great for reading side by side.
Ready for the field trip?
Take the class home
One picture book, a sky full of theories, and a rabbit you should never lose sight of.
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Created by Thomas Gorence · Written by Shane O'Shaughnessy · Illustrated by Crystal Madison · Logo and concept art by Lev Cantoral
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