Dive headfirst into the deep end of conspiracy with the Illuminati Dolphin Playset: a limited-edition playset inspired by the wettest corners of MK-ULTRA, DARPA experiments, and the work of John C. Lilly.

Each hand-assembled set features a battle-hardened soldier locked in psychic communion with a cybernetic dolphin, glowing with multicolored LED madness. All of it sealed inside a brain-frying, psychedelic package that looks like it was designed by a government contractor on acid.

🌊 Less than 40 of these will ever exist!