Get ready to turn heads with our "Retro Birds Aren't Real" t-shirt—a bold statement wrapped in vintage style. Featuring a pigeon with a security camera for a head, this design merges a retro aesthetic with a cheeky nod to modern conspiracy. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, this garment-dyed tee lets the artwork pop while keeping you comfortable and stylish.

Available in black for colors that stand out, and navy blue for a more subtle approach.

100% ring-spun cotton—for a soft, yet durable feel
Relaxed fit—perfect for flaunting vintage vibes with a twist
7/8" double-needle topstitched collar—crafted for lasting style
Twill-taped neck and shoulders—reinforced for durability
Double-needle stitching on armholes, sleeves, and hem—designed to keep up with your retro flair

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!