Time Samplers

A pair of musicians travel through time and investigate conspiracies while fighting back against the illuminati’s hoards of sheeple (sheep/people hybrids).

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Time Samplers #1: Escape from Jekyll Island
Time Samplers #1: Escape from Jekyll Island
Time Samplers #1: Escape from Jekyll Island
Time Samplers #1: Escape from Jekyll Island

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In the debut issue, Lex and Cal take a trip to Jekyll Island circa 1913 – the birthplace of the Federal Reserve. Here they must fight off hordes of sheeple as they uncover the plans of Alexander Graham Bell, JP Morgan, William Rockefeller, and other elites.

In Time Samplers #1:

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Lex and Cal travel back in time and break up a Skull & Bones ritual in the Tomb at Yale. Meanwhile, Carmot and Vodnar try to rescue the brothers from the W.I.L.D. Machine. Luna makes a cameo appearance, and Colonel’s plans for her are revealed.

In Time Samplers Issue 2:

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Dr. Percival Vodnar recounts the early days of Lex, Cal, and Luna–all mind control victims from a facility in Dignity Colony, Chile. The truth is also revealed about an assault on the global population through public education and water fluoridation calcifying the pineal gland in an elaborate conspiracy by “The Council.”

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Luna unlocks the true power of the Montauk Chair at Camp Hero, and discovers a greater purpose. Meanwhile, Cal deciphers a message from the sixth dimension, Lex climbs the Washington Monument, and Dr. Vodnar shows off his Tesla tattoo.

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JP Morgan sinks the Titanic in an insurance scheme, while also smelting gold to fund the Federal Reserve and killing off his competition (Astor) in the process. Meanwhile, Lex and Cal travel in time to Nikola Tesla's deathbed and learn about his unhealthy fascination with chickens and an annoying case of OCD. The Colonel is busy selling transhumanist robot bodies to the elite and invoking the spirit of Aleister Crowley for commercial purposes.

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All of the Time Samplers are also available as digital downloads

Time Samplers #1: Escape from Jekyll Island (Digital)

Time Samplers #1: Escape from Jekyll Island (Digital)

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Time Samplers #2: Disorder of Skull and Bones (Digital)

Time Samplers #2: Disorder of Skull and Bones (Digital)

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Time Samplers #3: Dignity Colony (Digital)

Time Samplers #3: Dignity Colony (Digital)

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Time Samplers #4: Blowing Out the Candle (Digital)

Time Samplers #4: Blowing Out the Candle (Digital)

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Time Samplers #5: The Falling Star (Digital)

Time Samplers #5: The Falling Star (Digital)

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